Request for better nicknames

Daily Cal has an article about fall practice and the new rankings (#12 in both polls). (Read Article)

They also have a mention about freshman Jahvid Best and Shane Vereen and the nicknames they have been given:

Jahvid Best --> Jahvid the Jet
Shane Vereen --> Shane the Train
Dora --> Dora the Explorer

Compare those to past nicknames like:

- Marshawn "Money" Lynch
- DeSean "Tha1" Jackson
- Joe "Booya" Ayoob (ok, so that never caught on, but the other nickname he got is unprintable on this blog)
- Adimchinobe "Joe" Echemandu

If you have a better nickname for these players, drop it in the comments and we will use the best one everytime that player is mentioned on this blog.