#5: The Bands

Number 5 reason why Cal is awesome and Stanfurd sucks is the bands.
- Cal band: Classy, looks good, sounds good, and always puts on a good show
- Stanfurd band: Classless (proud of being racist), sounds and looks terrible. The Stanfurd band recognizes their shortcomings when they have to hide their lack of musical talent behind offensive halftime shows for cheap laughs.

Cal Band Great

Get Off the Field Retards
(Found this pic by typing "retarded band" in google.)